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第一次约会别去电影院的十二大理由

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12. 你不能认真地看电影

 

约会是一项很紧张的体验。你需要不时地想该如何表现,说些什么,把手放在什么地方,有好的时机还可以尝试吻她。事情又相当复杂,不必要的社会约束又很恼人,会让很多人紧张。

 

从另一方面说,这在电影院里并不可怕。当你考虑把你的手放到她身上在这次约会上是会不会太快,或在想通常把你那玩意弄到装爆米花的筒里会让人发笑还是让人发火生气的时你就不再注意到电影故事里的暗线及象征性的东西

 

11. 电影院里都太浪漫

 

一个昏暗的空间里有柔软的座位,有淡淡的爆米花气味,还有温润的人休体温。这些都让人想到性,然后很明显一场没有色情的电影让这个地方并没有那么浪漫而不值得花上两个小时。一方面你的身体对坐在身体的那个人已经进入相当渴望的状态,而另一方面又担心座位多久前做过消毒。

 

10. 很昂贵

 

没有人会约会时仅仅去看电影。通常是先进餐后去看电影。你可以仅仅去吃饭,但不能只去看电影。这就是说你在一个晚上就得在一个你从来没有带出来玩过的人身上花去五十到一百美元。花在爆米花、甜点、或者买极限影像版的票如果有相应的版本的话,如果你们的约会至此而终没有下次的话,这些钱花下去可能都是白折浪费。

 

9. 地板会粘

 

这并不性感,只是点一下

 

8. 你的钱也要不回来

 

从技术上讲如果电影真的很差,你可以放映到一半之前去把钱要回来。但你绝对不会在约会的时候这么做。You’ll just plain look cheap. There’s no turning back if you see acrap film: that money is gone for good.

 

7. Moviesare nerdier than other date possibilities

 

约会是给人印象的时刻。你可以带她去玩迷你高尔夫以展示你在做适度运动时的幽默;也可以带她去攀岩以展示你寻找刺激性的能力;也可以带她去嘉年华去尝试回到童年时代的乐趣;

 

或者也可以带她去看电影,并且仅仅一起坐着享受那几个小时的虚构的故事。

 

所有这些都是可以第一次约时做,给人以印象的,为什么要去看电影呢?好的约会给人的印象是“我有进取心”,“我聪明”,或“我富有同情心”。带人去看电影只能说是“我喜欢看电影。”还能有什么?

 

6. 坐在一个可能是你轻视的人边上,两个小时太长了点

 

任何有过盲目约会的人知道这样的感觉:你所选中的那个人可能相当难看,或者跟你有相反的见解,或者有令人厌恶的个性,可你因为约会已经安排了,还是不得不花上几个小时。

 

赌注下在晚餐上,你总可以提前离开并平分账单。去做运动如果无聊,你可以悄悄溜走。前面已经提到过,如果你是买单的人就跑不掉。损失的不只是钱,还有时间。由于你选择了看电影而没有选择其它很容易溜掉的事去约会,你有可能不得不过上120分钟在地狱般生活。

 

5. 好电影通常并不浪漫

 

《老无所依》可能是最让人不可思义的电影,但它也不会说“嗨,让我们去体验那令人销魂的做爱吧”《落水狗》也不会让人感动地想拥抱,《教父》绝不是让人感觉很舒服的。

 

大片都是关于遗落,恐怖,邪恶,胜利和牺牲,而这些元素对第一次约会来说都没有一点浪漫可言。当你确定约会位置,确保:take her out to No Country and have anihilistic good time,,并且一晚上也不要想If you’ve just met the chick, however, 而一部真正的大片可能太感人而让第一次约会变得没什么斤两。

 

4. 垃圾电影让周边的事物都变得很垃圾

 

相反地,比如《三脚猫部队》和《马达加斯加 2》可能激怒你们俩而毁掉整个约会。以上两部你赖以提高约会质量影片会出卖你,从本质上浪费了你和你的约会对象的总共四个小时的时间。俩人都会生气,并且选了这个片子的人会被另一人埋怨,即使那人是付钱的。不幸的是,垃圾电影会邪恶地从内外两方面影响你的约会。

 

3. 《WALL?E》比任何你要约会的人都可爱

 

我你会这么想:“哦,”你说,“我会带我真正喜欢的女孩去看《Wall?E》,它是那么可爱,那么好玩,并且有一个爱情故事,因此她会认为我相当重视就会给我一个吻。

 

错!

 

《Wall?E》里每一个机器人与生俱来就永远比你及你认识的任何人都可爱上十五倍。《Wall?E》里的东西都是对人造物品进行单一的修剪,Eve是一个任前过的iPod,and M-O steals the goddamn show in the very fewscenes he in. 《Wall?E》是那么可爱以致于你约会对象不会再考虑你,而是在考虑再看一次《Wall?E》你自己也会很投入,也会被这个三脚那么高没有手的盒子征服。#p#分页标题#e#

 

2. 太明显

 

女人讨厌陈腔滥调,她想象中的约会是令人陶醉的,在物资丰富的派对上是那么的激情燃烧,并且她自己是受到最优先考虑的一个。吃饭和看电影都相当老套,就跟电影本身一样老。我们干嘛要选这种正统的,可能无聊的约会方式呢?为什么不带给她一些鲜花和用心形盒子装的巧克力?

 

1. 不方便交流

 

由于有那么多的规则,再加上紧张,很容易让人忘记你的目的:了解一个人想想这一点,你能不能按部照搬地想到花上两个小时与你心仪的人坐在一个昏暗的房间里,连眼神交流都没有是那么糟糕?

 

约会中的人们应该交流,而不是跟你刚看的电影那么傻傻的。要弄明白另一个人,发现他们喜欢什么,是什么样的人。在这层意义上讲,你已经走远了,你只是跟另一个人在共享一个电影公司,却没有做任何事。没什么风险也没有得到什么这只是傻傻地浪费了时间和金钱。

 

为什么不带她去玩梦幻卡车呢?

译文:12 Reasons a Movie Should Never be a First Date

12. You can’t pay attention to the movie

Dates are pretty goddamned stressful experiences. You’re constantly trying to figure out how to act, what to say, where to put your arms, and if and when it’s okay to try and kiss her. They’re absurdly complex, needlessly aggravating social constructs that cause many to go into nervous breakdowns.

In other words, they’re not terribly conducive to a true movie-watching environment. You can’t pay attention to things like character arcs or symbolism when you’re too busy worrying about whether putting your hand on hers would be too forward at this point in the date, or if sticking your penis into the popcorn tub will either be a hilarious joke or just burn really badly.

11. Movie theatres are too almost-romantic

A darkened room with soft seats, smelling faintly of popcorn and dreams, warm and moist with human body temperature. It almost makes one think of sex, given the right date, but the obviously unsexy aspects of — stains, spills, the fact that a fucking movie is actually playing — make the place a not-quite- way to spend two hours. One part of your body is ready to engage in a ravenous makeout session with the person sitting next to you, while the other worries about how long it’s been since these seats were sanitized.

10. It’s fucking expensive

Nobody ever just goes to a on a date. It’s always dinner and a movie. You can do just dinner, but you can never do just a movie. This means you’ll be spending around fifty to a hundred dollars in a single night, on someone you’ve never even taken out on a date before! Throw in popcorn and candy and maybe tickets if the movie’s available there, and you’ve got the potential to waste a shitload of money on a that might not ever lead to a second.

9. The floors are sticky

And that shit is not sexy. Just pointing it out.

8. You can’t ask for your money back

Now, you can, technically, ask for your money back from the before the film’s halfway point if it really, really sucks. But you definitely can’t do that on a date. You’ll just plain look cheap. There’s no turning back if you see a crap film: that money is gone for good.

7. Movies are nerdier than other date possibilities

Dates are moments to be impressive. You can take her mini-golfing, and show her you’ve got a sense of humor whilst doing something mildly athletic. You can take her rock climbing, and show respect for her thrill-seeking ability. You can go to a carnival, and try to regress back to the simple wonder and fun you had as children.

Or, you can take her to a movie and just sort of sit and stare at fictional stories for a few hours.

Of all the things you could possibly do on a first date to impress someone, why take them to a movie? The say, “I’m adventurous,” or, “I’m intelligent,” or “I’m compassionate.” Taking someone to the movies just says, “I like movies.” So what?

6. Two hours is a long time to sit around someone you might despise

Anyone who has been on a knows the feeling: the person you’ve chosen to spend the night with is either really ugly, or your political opposite, or has an abhorrent personality, but you’ve still got to spend the next few hours alongside them because the date has already been arranged.

A crappy dinner, you can always leave early and split the check. A lame trip to a sporting event, you can sneak out. A movie, as previously mentioned, you cannot escape from if you’re the one who paid. Not just your money is gone, but your time, as well: you might possibly have to spend 120 minutes sitting next to the Overweight Racist Demon Date from Hell just because you chose to go to a movie instead of somethign more easily-escapable.

5. Good movies are usually not romantic

No Country for Old Men is probably one of the most incredible movies ever made, but it’s not really something that says “hey, let’s have giddy, experimental sex afterward” to your date. Reservoir Dogs is not a film that inspires cuddling, and The isn’t exactly the feel-good movie of the century.

Great films are about loss and horror and evil and triumph and sacrifice, and these are the exact things that are not remotely romantic on a first date. After you know where your date stands, sure: take her out to No Country and have a nihilistic good time, then spend the rest of the night contemplating it and trying not to think about Chigurh. If you’ve just met the chick, however, then perhaps a truly would simply be too emotionally overwhelming for a first date.

4. Shitty movies infect everything around them with shittiness

Conversely, something like Delta Farce or Madagascar 2 will infuriate both you and your date so much that the entire date will be ruined: the film upon which you were relying on for the quality of your entire date betrayed you, and essentially wasted a combined four hours of your and your date’s lives. Both will be angry, and whoever chose the movie will be blamed by the other, even if that person paid. Unfortunately, the evil of shitty movies can invade your date and ruin it from the inside out.

3. Wall-E will be way more adorable than whomever you’re dating

I know what you’re thinking. “Oh,” you say. “I’ll take this girl I really like to see Wall-E! It’s cute, it’s funny, and it’s a so she’ll think I’m really sensitive and want to give me kisses!”

Wrong.

The inherent problem with watching Wall-E is that almost every robot in that movie is at least fifteen times more adorable than you, or anyone you know, will ever be. Wall-E is the single cutest creature ever committed to film, Eve is a cute iPod-looking thing, and M-O steals the goddamn show in the very few scenes he in. Wall-E is an adorable movie, yes, but it’s so adorable that when it’s done, your date won’t be thinking about you — they’ll be thinking about seeing Wall-E again. You will have enjoyed yourself as well, but you’ll also have been officially cockblocked by a three-foot-tall metal box with no elbows.

2. It’s obvious

Women hate cliches, and considering the actual idea of a “date” is quickly being phased out in of drunken, passion-fueled hookups at substance-filled parties, maintaining originality is priority one. The “dinner and a movie” date is literally as old as movies themselves. Why would you want to choose the most standard, boring date possibility in the history of date possibilities? Why not bring her a heart-shaped box of chocolates and some flowers, while you’re at it?

1. It doesn’t allow for conversation

With all the etiquette and rules and nervousness that accompanies a first date, it’s easy to forget what they’re actually for: getting to know the other person. With that in mind, can you literally think of a worse way to spend two hours with someone you’re attracted to than sitting next to them for two hours in a dark room, literally without ever making eye contact?

Dates should be about conversation, and not just about some stupid movie you just saw. They’re meant to be about figuring the other person out, finding out what they’re like, who they are. In this sense, a movie is the ultimate distraction from the true meaning of a date: you’ve technically gone out, and you’ve technically shared one another’s company, but you haven’t actually done anything. Nothing is risked, and thus, nothing is gained. It’s a silly waste of time and money.

Why not take her to a monster truck rally instead?

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